A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: You have done the right thing.
Son: But I was sitting on daddy's lap.
An Answering Machine.
Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
.Kuroro Lucifer.
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