Three In A Row.

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.


A woman,

When she is 18 - she is a football, 22 men going after her.

When she is 28 - she is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.

When she is 38 - she is a golf ball, 1 man hitting her.

When she is 48 - she is a ping pong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

A man,

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.

At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.

At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round & juicy.

At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.

At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkled & cheap.

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.

Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

.Kuroro Lucifer.