Rocking Chairs and Falling Masks.

Germany beat Turkey!! Turkey put up a great fight but it was Germany's final minute goal from Phillip Lahm that matters. Turkey played a better game than Germany. They deserve some credit from all their hard work and their never-say-die attitude. Turkey put on a pretty performance but it was Germany who got the ugly win. Although Germany's win was kinda like a cheap shot, they still got the job done.

More than half a million people packed the streets of Berlin to watch the match between Germany and Turkey.[That's more than the population of Brunei!!]

Guys, for those of you who watch football. Guess which footballer's wife she is. If you're a dumbass, I'll give you a clue, her boyfriend's in the German squad.

I'll tell you whose girlfriend that is later. She's really pretty huh?? Her name's Sarah Brandner by the way C=. So, I woke up around 8 today. Went number one in the toilet then drank two glasses of water then Poom! I dropped back into bed and fell asleep. I woke up the second time around 12 noon. My mom brought me for a hair cut around 1. Then came back home, did a little of this and a little of that. Owhh by the by, Mary Jane....I'm still waiting! >=C.

Anyhoo, I realised something. You can never erase the fighting and yelling in a family, a term popularly known as Sibling Rivalry. No matter how old you are, you'll still get into a fight with your brother or sister. My dad did tonight with my uncle. XD. We were making dinner and my uncle saw what I was cooking and went like "Why cook so much?? Later we can't finish"

Dad: Only you say nia la. Later not enough.
Uncle: Later cannot finish throw away very sayang.
Dad: If cannot finish then leave it there lo, since later Andy watch football can eat while watching lo.
Uncle: Ala ala.

Then after dinner, the whole table was eaten clean.

Dad: Nah you see, too much too much my ass. Not enough to eat ahh, not even full yet, only ngam ngam nia.
Uncle: You eat so much later you fat again.
Dad: At least I can got exercise.

Then my dad went on imitating my uncle in a murmuring way "Too much too much later cannot finish"

It was funny man XP. I think I grew fatter =S. I don't know, its either my cheeks are getting larger or my eyes are getting smaller. If my eyes get any smaller you can blindfold me with a shoe string. They're like friggin small! Owhh well it's what chinese have to live with.

I hope Spain beats Russia tonight. I seriously hate that Russian coach. I wanna see him suffer. My prediction for last night's match was Germany 3 - 0 Turkey. At least I got the 3 right XP. So tonight I'm going for Spain 2 - 1 Russia. Owhh and guess what?? More than 10,000 people are participating in this trend thing where by if Spain wins the Euro Championship, they're all gonna shave their heads bald. And the number of people participating is growing by the hour. So yeah if Spain wins, we gonna see loads of Mr.Sims in Spain. =D

And last but not least.

Sarah Brandner.

Who is the lucky man?? Well, her boyfriend wears the number 7 German Jersey, the dude with the yellow hair. Man of the match against Portugal and scored a goal against Turkey. He is non other than Bastian Schweinsteiger. Rumours say he's going to Chelsea, he's gonna dominate the English Premier League if the rumours are true. =S.

.Kuroro Lucifer.

Being an Andy is way better than being a Mary Jane.

Today seemed like on of those good days, but then it happened. I lost all three maths papers. I don't really care about it that much. Probably a few stares from the black bitch and some nagging. I'm just too lazy to go and look for it.

My third day at home today. Can't really go out with a hideous face can I?? Did my usual stuffs, download, download, music, download, chat, chat, download. Going down to Miri this Friday. Good thing there aint any football matches by then. I'm supporting Germany tonight. Got my new Germany jersey. Turkey better suck tonight. I'm tired of watching those assholes win.

Anyhoo, chatted a hella lot with JB today. For those who is going "Huh?? Who the fuck is JB??" well, JB = Ells. What does JB stand for?? You don't have to know. Seeing the way I chatted with her, I realised something. I've been using the word man alot when I chat with people =.=". I wonder where I got it from. And I started using yo too. Must be from some movie, I cant really remember.

Oh good, my 27 dresses download is done =D. Damn guys, you have got to try this pack of chips. They're called Thins, the most delicious chips I have ever tasted. Sadly, they're only sold in Australia =C. My sister Wendy brought it home from Australia. She brought 10 packets of them. The packet are like the size of those Lays chips. But they cost less.

Speaking of Australia, a funny thing happened. Did you know, when Wendy got back from Australia, she lost her bag?? We had to wait for the next day to get it. And guess where the bag went?? It went to England man!! England!! I've never been to England, but the bag did =.=. And what's even funnier is that the bag came with my cousin who just came back from England. They were on the same flight XD. What a small world we live in.

This is something funny I read in a book.

"Women treat men like food. Important at first, shitty in the end."

Ahh humans, you can never terminate the competition between a guy and a girl can you?? There's no definite winner, and its fucking gay to go "Deep down, everyone is a winner". I bet the dude who came up with that never won anything. He just came up with some piece of shit as an excuse for losing all the time.

A piece of story from an episode in South Park.

Butter is a 'special' kid. He has testicles growing out from his chin. And people were laughing at him. He was soon picked up by other 'special' people and together they formed a union and went on strike so that they would be treated equally like other people. The strike went on for a while, but then Butter got tired.

Butter: I don't think this is such a good idea. I'm going home. My parents must be worried sick.

Leader of the strike: Don't go. We need you here.

Butter: But everyone is laughing when they see my testicles.

Leader of the strike : That is why you have to stick with us. We dont see the testicle on your chin, we see the testicle, in your heart.

God that made me crack up like crazy. God bless South Park, although the writers are complete retards, they made a world a much retarded place to live in.

.Kuroro Lucifer.

Your Love Is Just A China Shop.

So...Audrey's in Kota Kinabalu enjoying herself. My two sisters, Cindy and Wendy, koko[brother], my cousin and aunt are all in Singapore enjoying the church wedding that I really wanna go to. Joey's back in Kuala Lumpur having a good time I bet. Maria is in Phils I think, hope she's not affected by the typhoon thing, hope she's safe somewhere. Yazin is busy with his exams before his 3 months holiday. Mary Jane is freaking out over her PMB project but doesn't seem to care no more. And then there's me, sitting here, doing nothing but downloading any shit album that pops up in my head.

I'm okay with staying home. I'm relaxing. I love this holiday. I feel bored, but I love it. I don't know why but I just do. There is nothing that could possibly make my life terrible right now. I'm playing alot of games, my back is healed and I'm doing my daily exercises again, I got good friends, I got retarded friends, I got sexy friends[You know who you are! =D], My plants on my balcony are alive unlike my fishes[Rest In Peace] and of course, I get to game on a computer and two laptops all at the same time. I feel like a geek playing all three at once.

Anyhoo moving on, Spain beat Italy! Finally man. Although it was good news, the performance was the worst one ever, ever since the start of the Euro Championship. The game ended in a 0 - 0 draw for 120 minutes before going into penalty shootout. I could see that both teams had fear in them seeing that neither team were attacking. All of them were in defense position except for one or two. The ball had always been on the center of the field. Thank God I slept sufficiently before watching that match. I would have fallen asleep if I didn't.

Ahh fuck man, few more days and its back to school again. I don't wanna go back to school. I'm downloading tons of movies and tv series and I wanna spend my time watching them. Speaking of movies, Audrey, Jane and I chatted yesterday and I found out that the best well written and most entertaining and touching movie I've ever watch is non other than 50 First Dates. Audrey seem to agree. The storyline was really good, the actors were good, the humour was good, everything was good. I used to watch it every Saturday night and I took the time to go over all my movies just to search for it. I was avalanched by the stacks of dvds on my shelves, some even I never knew I had.

Owh and another movie that is worth watching is Van Wilder: Party Liaison. It is a really really really good movie although it has some nudity in it but once you get the story, it has loads of meanings and the ending was sweet. It's about a guy[Van] who stayed in college for 7 years because he was afraid to face the real life after college. He found his main purpose in college, being a party liaison or party planner for those of you who dont know the meaning of liaison. Until one day, because of jealousy from this guy named Dik, he was expelled from school. Dik hated him cause he had been hanging out with Dik's girlfriend who is doing an interview on the Van for the school newspaper. Van went on trial to report his case on why he shouldn't be expelled. And the words he said were moving and inspiring. The movie had a sweet and awesome ending. The soundtracks for the movie kickass man. The movie with the best soundtracks ever.

Guess I shouldn't be blogging that much, you guys must be tired of reading. I know cause I'm getting tired of typing. I'll just continue on my next post then. But not today, just not today. I really have to find a gift man. I need to give it to someone =D. But I have always suck in buying gifts, so yeah. I'm trying. =D.

.Kuroro Lucifer.

I Asked You Out. When You Said Yes My Head Explode.

One Piece is getting better and better. I'm telling you if you ain't watching One Piece then you're missing out on one of the best anime series in the world.

From Left To Right: Trafalgar Law[Bounty: $200 Million Beli], Eustass Kidd[Bounty: $315 Million Beli], Monkey D Luffy [Bounty: $300 Million Beli]

The 3 strongest pirate rookies.

.Kuroro Lucifer.

A Teenage Vow - Till Tonight Do Us Part.

Owhh kay so what's up with my life right now. Lets see, lets see, hmm... I went for facial yesterday got stuck with this really hot beautician. She inflicted pain on me especially when she took a pin and this really tiny clipper and started poking and squeezing out my pimples and blackheads. The pain was off the scale crazy I tell you. Its like getting pinched with sharp finger-nails. Only this one it hurts 10 times more.

I learnt to respect woman more after that. They went through so much pain just to look good for their boyfriends. The guys dont know how lucky they are. My future girlfriend better appreaciate this! Whoever you are. My face is like so.....Lets just say when you see it you'll go speechless. Its like I'm having chicken pox only all the red dots went to my face. Its like so overpopulated. My face is polluted with red dots. Good thing its slowly clearing up. Mary Jane is scared cause by the time my face clears up, I'll look sexier than her. Baby's ass Mary Jane =D. A Baby's ass. Owhh well, it wouldn't be fun without a little competition right?? =P

I went out with Mary Jane and Izni today. Went to watch Get Smart. Cute little Brandon tagged along with us. That lucky bastard. he bought the ticket like 5 minutes before we went in and there was one seat left next to us, and he got it! XD. People were looking at my face, cause its like I have some disease. Get Smart was alright. Quite funny but I expected it to be better. Great Khali from WWE is there and he's like one of the main characters too! That 7 foot 4 man. He should stop wrestling and do acting instead cause he's good. We went around the mall. It was fun. Playing with the lift. Jane and I did a dare too yo! She pressed the stop button found on the escalator side and the escalator stopped XD. We ran for it! Mine was that I was chewing gum and we were on the 3rd floor, I spit my gum and it dropped to the 2nd floor. I never looked back down. It was scary. And we ran for it!! XD.

Guys, Tuesday Mall?? Hulk and Made of Honour, you guys can watch Get Smart too. Plus a huge event is happening on Tuesday. Right?? =P. I know something only a very limited number of you know =D. So if the love guru ever comes out. It'll be me, Jia Hui and Alicia watching it. Don't you people go bring anyone else! >=C.

Fuck man! Holland lost 1 - 3 Russia. I fucking hate the Russian coach. That fat, white haired, nipple popping, fake gun shooting assface. Man, I realised something. Portugal rested his players on their last qualifying match, then they lost to Germany. Croatia rested their players on their last qualifying match too!! and they lost to Turkey. Holland rested their players on their last qualifying match also and guess what?? They lost =.=". Spain rested their players on their last match too. Will they lose to Italy?? =S. I hope not. Italy has loads of grandpas whereas Spain has all the youngsters. So its Experience against Speed. I'm going for Spain. 2 - 0 Italy. My predictions are better than Shebby's. I should be on tv! Not him! =C.

.Kuroro Lucifer.

My Jessica Alba Story.

Its so hard to bare this. Time passes too quickly. God is taking away the things that are making me happy. This is torture. I'm tired, I get less than 3 hours of sleep a day. When I get my sleeps, I get them by sleeping while sitting. Tears flow every night and sometimes in the early morning. I just can't do this. Everything in me was shattered. My heart beats are heavy. My heart beats are slow and unstable. I'm in a state of depression.

Audrey, will i ever see you again?? God, everything happened so quickly. The day when it all happened. Where the word "us" came to be. You and I along with Olivia were in the parish hall. Just the three of us. Hiding behind the curtains on stage, playing with your laptop and keeping silent every time someone passes through the hall. And everything started from there. The "us" began. Everyone thought we were actually together. You calling me honey and I called you sweetie. Those were amazing times.

How I always hang out with you during break time. While you were eating, I cracked stupid jokes about practically anything and everything. You were the only one who was able to hit me more than 12 times in under 60 seconds. You struck the fear of a hand being raised up into the air into me. The Apple On The Stick thing you do, it was fun trying to confuse you. The time we spent after school, they were out of this world. And I said you remind me of Jessica Alba because of the way you act. It's totally different from other girls. The non stop laughing we had when we were waiting for our cars. Along with Joel, Brendon, Olivia, Ruth, Kiently and the rest. We were number 1 in cracking jokes. And there was once, this happened.

Everyone was laughing cause of a stupid lame-o joke I made. Then you said,

Audrey:HAHAHAHA!! Andy You're Crazy!!
Andy: Only For You.

Then everyone burst out laughing even harder. And I hi-fived and snapped with Brendon. It just came out from my mouth instantly. It was really great.

There was also the time when we had that "fight" on who cheated on who. Our he said she said story. It was after class and I was walking up to the bench area near the car park. And your voice echoed throughout the whole school.

Audrey: ANDY!! YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
Andy: NO I DIDN'T!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CHEATED ON ME!!
Audrey: SHUT UP ANDY!! YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
Andy: NO YOU DID!! WHO IS MARK JAY!!??

and the fight went on and on and on and on. The weird thing was we were laughing like crazy. And we were the loudest people in the whole school. I bet eyes were locked in on us. But we didn't care, cause it was fun and wacky. We were all over the place. And when you're dad came from the gate. I was like "See!! I brought your dad here!! You're gonna get it now!" and you were laughing about it before leaving. That made my day and I was smiling all the way. People thought I was mental for smiling for no apparent reason. But I do have a reason to smile, you.

Remember Sports Day?? I was swearing everywhere because you weren't there and when you had your long jump, you came. I did my shot put and I got third for it. I went to cheer you on. We were sitting on the grass bear footed and you said you were thirsty. I went out bear footed on the hot road. Jumping and skipping every step I took and I eventually got that drink for you. When you were getting ready for the jump, I went to the sand pit and boasted about how good you were and that I knew you very well. I pointed at a spot on the sand pit and said "See that!!?? My Audrey's gonna reach there." You ran and jumped and amazingly landed on the exact spot that I pointed. The teachers along with some students around me that time were speechless. My prediction was 100% correct. And we hi-fived then snap on it. It was amazing. We both got third that day. I got third for shot put and you got third for long jump.

I remember when we got even closer, you dragged me into the parish along with Olivia after school. I had no idea what I was suppose to do there. And you said "just shut up and follow." The way you call my name, its way different from other girls. Other girls just go like "Andy!". But you, you tend to drag my name alot "Annnnnnnddyyyyyyyy!". We even said hi early in the morning when Joel, Khairi and I were preparing the Brunei Flag.

During the exam week you'd be busy studying while I just sat there and watched you study. Then when the Battle Of The Bands was near, you were getting crazier and crazier because Mark Jay was gonna perform. You were the queen of the day that day. Joel's group dedicated a song to you and called you up on stage. And you were screaming when Mark was performing. They were all good memories.

Sadly, time got in our way. I kept feeling that our book is ending. I know you said that we'll write more chapters together but it's gonna be hard from now on. Without you here, everything seems so much harder. You're my crazy pill. You keep me happy. We had a hell of a run didn't we?? The past 6 months were awesome. Without you, a huge hole is being made in my heart and I don't think I'll ever fill that hole with anyone else. Its just hard to accept it. No matter how hard I try, a part of me just doesn't wanna left go of you. That part made me feel uneasy and all depressed. That part is the left side of my chest. Letting go of you is hard. I just wished God had given us more time together. I miss you, Audrey.

.Andy Loves Audrey.

Loosing You.

I've been having a lot of trouble sleeping lately. I don't know why but I think its because of Audrey. I can't talk to anyone else cause they wouldn't understand the situation that I'm currently in. I think the only way to ever sleep peacefully again is for me to tell her how I'm really feeling.

.Kuroro Lucifer Loves Audrey.